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Orthodox Jew Flies In Plane Covered In Huge Plastic Bag, Possibly To Avoid Cemetery Flyover

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 02:36:20 +0000

From The Huffington Post on April 15th, 2013 (Source).

Submitted by Orin who comments:

“Wow, how did the plane get off the ground like that?”

Thanks Orin!

(Sorry if the link doesn’t work, Huffington Post is censored at work apparently)

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Kan. district weighs retaining kindergartners

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 02:39:05 +0000

From The Emporia Gazette on April 13, 2013 (Source).

Submitted by Ben who comments:

“Maybe try feeding them less salt?”

Thanks again, Ben!

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Cops: Teen girls kept sex slaves

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 02:37:37 +0000

From CNN.com around April 13th (No Source)

This cringe-worthy crash blossom was submitted by Daniel, thanks!

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Mayor Rob Ford says he will try to kill City Hall bike station with showers

Thu, 11 Apr 2013 00:04:55 +0000

From TheStar.com on April 9th, 2013 (Source).

Submitted by Joyce who comments:

“His REIGN of terror continues…”

Thanks Joyce!

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Mother and 10-year-old daughter die from suspected carbon monoxide poisoning after being found on boat on Lake Windermere with ‘serious breathing difficulties’

Thu, 11 Apr 2013 00:03:19 +0000

From Dailymail.co.uk on April 1st, 2013 (Source).

Submitted by Paul who comments:

“An asthmatic boat, now that’s unusual!”

Thanks Paul!

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Manufacturing Cools in U.S. as Government Cuts Loom: Economy

Thu, 11 Apr 2013 00:01:52 +0000

From Bloomberg.com on April 2nd, 2013 (Source).

Submitted by Daniel who comments:
“I presume the textile industry was particularly hard-hit.”

Thanks Daniel!

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U.S. Wargames North Korean Regime Collapse, Invasion to Secure Nukes

Mon, 01 Apr 2013 07:09:50 +0000

From ABCNews.com on March 29th, 2013 (Source).

Submitted by Dave, thanks!

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Report: Ex-Boulder Cop Killed Deer On Duty Before Shooting Elk

Mon, 01 Apr 2013 07:08:08 +0000

From CBS Denver on March 28th, 2013 (Source).

Submitted by lioracle, thanks!

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Pupils killed in Damascus University attack

Mon, 01 Apr 2013 07:06:34 +0000

March 29th, 2013 (no source).

Submitted by Chak who comments:

“makes me think these must be exceptionally gifted students.”

Thanks!

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Woman Tied to Gun Used to Kill Colo. Prisons Chief

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 05:58:22 +0000

From ABC News on March 28th, 2013 (Source).

Submitted by Michael, thanks!

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