From the Burlington Free Press 4 January 2010 (source).

Submitted by Some Aminzade who comments:

Did their basketball drive or fly?

From the Chicago Tribune 3 January 2011 (source).

Submitted by Daniel Barkalow who comments:

My first thought was that it was some odd metaphor, like they found the body without its normal occupant. But then I realized it’s just lonely.

From WAVE 3 News 28 December 2010 (source)

Found via Twitter with the comment:

Man, you’d think they’d have better security.

From News.com.au 21 December 2010 (source).

Submitted by Dan Bloom who comments:

Does this mean Assange turns everyone on sexually, male and female, or does it mean that he turns against his former friends and associates?