From the BBC 7 July 2010 (source).

Submitted by zudora who comments:

Well, it’s about time someone cut pain.

From The Guardian 26 January 2012 (source).

Submitted Patrick Martin who comments:

While most people would keep a safe behind locked doors, the fiscally creative Swiss kept theirs on a snowboard.

From Burlington Free Press 22 January 2012 (source).

Submitted by Russell who comments:

A new weight-lifting room, just for the two of them?

From The New York Times 29 January 2012 (source).

Submitted by Russell who comments:

I’d be upset too if my chances were dwindling. Wouldn’t you be?

From Reuters 17 January 2012 (source).

Submitted anonymously.

From The Pennsylvania Gazette January/February 2012 Issue (source).

Submitted by Gloria Hamilton who comments:

(Pointed out to me by Aaron M. Fine, a fellow alum.)

From NPR 6 January 2012 (source).

Submitted by Chak Olate who comments:

If the fruit can already levitate and fly, it’s no wonder they want to learn about space travel.

From the BBC 1 January 2012 (source).

The headline has since been changed.

Submitted by Peter LeFanu Lumsdaine who comments:

“Prompt emergency promptly defends itself”?