From Reuters 30 May 2011 (source).

Submitted by Patrick Martin who comments:

This is great. With all the problems in the world, cucumber deaths are the main story.

From Reuters 29 May 2011 (source).

The headline has since been changed.

Submitted by Patrick Martin who comments:

Which is it, NATO, destroyed or towering? The confusion is probably linked to the difficulty in destroying a “compound guard,” crafty little buggers known for their ability to defy such attacks, much like the broom in Fantasia.

From The Daily Beast 25 May 2011 (source).

Submitted by C. Vick who comments:

Well if even smart kidnappers get life in prison, you know there’s no hope for the dumb ones.

From The Orange County Register 17 May 2011 (source).

Found via @substitute on Twitter.

From newsnet5.com 17 May 2011 (source).

Found via Martin Hebrank on Twitter who comments:

Weird. A hospital with a stab wound!

From Reuters 20 May 2011 (source).

Submitted by Mark Sweat who comments:

I have always heard that an inappropriate tattoo is a great way to kill your career prospects. But, this is the first time I’ve ever heard of a tattoo being a way to kill you.

From The Guardian 17 May 2011 (source).

Found by @LewisChuang on Twitter.

From OK! Magazine 29 April 2011 (source).

Submitted by Daniel who comments:

The resurgent popularity of Don’t Stop Believin’ has led to cover singers acting like groupies and headline writers tossing in apostrophes.

From NBA.com 4 May 2011 (source).

Found by @glorioushubris on Twitter.

From The Guardian 12 May 2011 (source).

Submitted by Patrick Martin who comments:

They finally realized that sentencing the soul had only limited success.