From the Huffington Post 21 February 2012 (source).

Submitted by L. Fred Nuffer.

From The Huffington Post 26 Feburary, 2012 (source).

Submitted by lioracle who comments:

It is unclear how much longer he will remain identified.

From the BBC 22 February 2012 (source).

The headline has since been changed.

Submitted by Colin Reid who comments:

Should I be worried that my first thought was of a massacre of kids at a school or in a church choir?

From The Burlington Free Press 11 February 2012 (source).

Submitted by Russell who comments:

Being hit by the remains of a truck can be as hazardous to your health as being hit by the truck itself!

From the Irish Times 8 February 2012 (source)

Submitted by Stan Carey who wrote a blog post discussing it.

From the BBC 1 February 2012 (source).

Submitted by Stewart Baker who comments:

(The article is actually about men who killed lesbians.)

From Fox News 3 Feburary 2012 (source).

Submitted by Mike Flynn and Daniel Barkalow:

Mike comments:
Knowing the anti-science stance and even downright idiocy of some of the Republicans, at first I thought the headline was asking whether Trump supported the concept of matter (ie. electrons, neutrons, etc.). Then I realized it was asking whether it mattered whether a candidate had the support of Trump.

Daniel comments:
I’ve never seen anything fall through him, but there’s nothing so uncontroversial you can’t have a panel discussion about it.

(Also found on Language Log)

From the Chicago Tribune 3 Feburary 2012 (source).

Submitted by Dennis Lundblad who comments:

This one looked fun.

From The Denver Post 5 Feburary 2011 (source).

The headline has since been changed.

Submitted by C. Reider who comments:

He ends up Lone Tree Pond? Is this some kind of fairy magic?

From Mac Observer 6 February 2012 (source).

Submitted by Hans Nowak who comments:

Those Apple Yanks are shameless copycats…