From the Burlington Free Press 18 October 2011 (source).

Submitted by Russell.

From Fox News 11 October 2011 (source).

The headline has since been changed.

Submitted by Daniel Barkalow who comments:

Half the time, I walk right by the thing I’m looking for, but they’re not like that.

From St. Louis Today 6 October 2011.

Submitted by Pam Cunningham Wylder who comments:

Perhaps they resented all those rich kids going to boarding school, so they attacked the bus.

From New Zimbabwe 5 October 2011 (source).

Submitted by Andy Cummings who comments:

Because the head leaves you to guess where the punctuation goes, I initially read it as: Dad’s hell over; son hit by train. As in, Dad’s hell is over because his son was hit by a train. Very odd word choice.