From San Francisco Chronicle 23 April 2012 (source).

Submitted by Daniel Barkalow who comments:

The amputee demographic has gotten much more important in the past decade.

From The Daily Mail 23 April 2012 (source).

Submitted by Paul Jeffs.

From BBC News 21 April 2012 (source).

Submitted by Stewart Baker who comments:

A body gets lonely, you know…

From The Calgary Herald 21 March 2012 (source).

From Chicago Sun-Times 5 April 2012 (source).

Submitted by Patrick Martin who comments:

I hope they have a note disposal expert on board as well as a trained psychiatrist who can help the bomb relax and enjoy the cruise.

From Adelaide Now 24 February 2012 (source).

Submitted by ouch.jars who comments:

I’m still not entirely sure which way to parse that. I’ll assume they’re saying Donna Lee Casagrande is a lesbian who killed patches of transvestite strawberries.

From Daily Mail 17 April 2012 (source).

Submitted by AJ who comments:

Well, what else do you expect to happen if you sleep by its side, eh?

From The Associated Press 15 April 2012 (source).

Submitted by Rita Robinson who comments:

I had to read this one twice. Was it telling me that some student had stolen chicken souls? I kept reading “by” in the headline. It is still very odd. Students usually illegally possess pot.

From Toledo Blade 15 April 2012 (source).

The headline has since been changed.

Submitted by Rita Robinson who comments:

This headline is just plain lazy. I thought about Mr. Freeze having a baby. I really didn’t know what a freezer suspect could be other than someone who steals freezers. The article is actually quite gruesome.

From The New York Times 16 April 2012 (source).

Submitted by 4 sub who comments:

Was the attack complicated or did they attack a complex?