From Reuters 13 April 2011 (source).
Submitted by Stefan Becket who comments:
Monday and Wednesday are fine, but don’t even try crossing the border on a Tuesday.
From Reuters 23 April 2011 (source).
Submitted by Daniel Barkalow who comments:
Good thinking; the ground crew wouldn’t be able to reach you up there.
From the New York Times 25 April 2011 (source).
Submitted by Anonymous who comments:
The anxious gobbler must be trying to buy his way to Winter. (Maybe he’s bribing a chef to take Thanksgiving off?)
From the Washington Post 19 April 2011 (source).
Submitted by Patrick Martin who comments:
The anonymous Syrian was heard yelling “Take this fire or else!”
From The New York Review of Books 28 April 2011 (source).
Found by @excitedstoat on Twitter.
From the Grays Harbor Chamber of Commerce 29 March 2011 (source).
Found via @putyournosedown on Twitter.
From Slashdot 15 April 2011 (source).
Submitted by Adam Field who comments:
I was curious, seeing that headline, what relation the record player was to the couple, and how they got its address. But no.
From The Associated Press 14 April 2011 (source).
Found via @EditorMark on Twitter.
Retweeted with comments such “Good of hobblers to organize” as by @vtuss
From AFP 17 April 2011 (source).
Submitted by Russell who comments:
We’re sending the Japanese tie warmers?