From the Los Angeles Times 16 April 2011 (source).

Submitted by Daniel who comments:

Sure, they’re nifty, but Egyptian demonstrations are still the bee’s knees.

From Chicago Breaking News 12 April 2011 (source).

Submitted by Patrick Martin who comments:

In reality, he was standing in a doorway, not a chest.

From AOL News 10 April 2011 (source).

Submitted by Katie Jenkins who comments:

I thought he was a little young to be a bartender.

From The Burlington Free Press 10 April 2011 (source).

Submitted by Russell who comments:

Those crazy kids.

From The Associated Press 2 April 2011 (source).

Submitted by Michael Liska who comments:

Why can’t they just dissect frogs, like everyone else?

From The Sunday Business Post 3 April 2011 (source).

Submitted by David Scheidt, also making the rounds on Twitter.

From Business Week 4 April 2011 (source).

The headline has since been changed.

Submitted by Michael Liska who comments:

Electric Sawdust? They think of everything in Japan!

From Reuters 4 April 2010 (source).

Submitted by Greg Ory who comments:

The plant might have been an oak tree, in which there was a tree house.