From Yahoo news August 19th, 2012 (Via Reuters). Source no longer available.

Submitted by Michael Liska who comments:

“Why would a hooker need knee surgery?”

Submitted by Recondite on August 20th, 2012 who comments:

“How do you yank a knock off of anything?”

From BBC News August 10, 2012 (Source).

Submitted by Ben Millwood who comments:

“The best part is that if you’re unfamiliar with the UK university
admissions process, you have to get about halfway through the article
before it explains what “clearing” is.”

From NY Times August 6, 2012 (Source).

Submitted by Lioracle.

From Boston.com/news July 31 2012 (Source no longer available)

Submitted by Lioracle who comments:

“Just confusing, and the fact that the abbreviation for the state of Massachusetts is the same as a word often seen before “shooting” just adds to the confusion.”

From Myway.com 26 July, 2012(source).

Submitted by Ben Stallings who comments:

“Nothing some campfire songs can’t fix. Thanks for the s’mores, Apple!”