From Metro Boston Paper on March 27th, 2013.

Submitted by Zoe, thanks!

From TheSun.co.uk on March 23rd, 2013 (Source).

Submitted by Chak, thanks!

From ElPasoTimes.com on March 24th, 2013 (Source).

Submitted by Alan, thanks!

From EmporiaGazette.com on March 20th, 2013 (Source).

Submitted by Ben (for the hat-trick) who comments:

“If a vole slips off the grill of car A traveling west at 70 mph and enters the windshield of car B traveling east…”

Thanks!

From apnews.myway.com on March 22nd, 2013 (Source).

Another one submitted by Ben, thanks!

From apnews.myway.com on March 20th, 2013 (Source).

Submitted by Ben who comments:

“I am the ghost of car trunk past… and I bring you… deer bolts!”

Thanks!

From MercuryNews.com on March 18th, 2013 (Source).

Submitted by Judy (thanks!)

From BBC News on March 18th, 2013 (Source).

Submitted by Stewart (thanks!)

From USA Today on March 14th, 2013 (Source).

Submitted by Stewart who comments:

“Curse those cops, and their deadly shooting rampages.”

Thanks Stewart!

From Reuters on March 11th, 2013 (Source).

Submitted by Patrick who comments:

“Doesn’t bode well for the rest of the keys in the gang. Wonder if they were all part of a ring.”

Thanks Patrick!