Police chief faces theft from stripper charge

From Burlington Free Press 9 September 2011 (source).

Submitted by Russell who comments:

If you can parse that, you’re more clever than me. A stripper charged him with something that cause him to steal? He had a battery-powered wallpaper steamer that was really some kind of fiendish burglary robot?

One thought on “Police chief faces theft from stripper charge

  1. Bryan Henderson

    Pretty obvious to me: the police chief has been charged with stealing from a strip dancer. Possibly, he arrested her and confiscated her tips in the process.

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